Is there a non-erotic, evolutionary advantage to keeping abreast of all that booty? Or are we experiencing a fine derriere the way we might the stately marble rump of Michelangelo’s David ? An informal Twitter survey revealed, among a throng of veteran ass-checkers, the common attitude that butts are some of the better things in life, and a very good butt is simply a joy to behold - anatomy as art. Like I'm taking an ass census and it's my only mission on earth, all genders accepted. dead husband material November 20, 2019 Very regularly and it’s mostly gender neutral and platonic but we luv a good butt on a hottie too I look at everyone's butt, as though i am building some sort of mental ass database Red Star Miami hot as FUCK November 20, 2019 If you have ever existed around me I've looked at your can at least once i bless the rains down in castamere November 20, 2019 I don't seek out butts but if you're wearing tight pants or something I will notice, and I absolutely appreciate a nice butt of any gender on a purely aesthetic level This is why so much of the ass-checking that goes on in this world cuts across categories of gender and sexual orientation: Regardless of whether we’re attracted to an individual, we’re curious to know what kind of caboose they’ve got. Meanwhile, tons of perfectly decent folks are taxonomizing asses with scholarly grace and subtlety, and not out of sheer horniness but a kind of comparative instinct. And at least one straight guy copped to scoping men’s butts as well, noting that he will sometimes “get super jealous about some better asses than mine.” “I’m a woman but I am with the commenters here 100 percent,” another replied. “ I’m a woman with a boyfriend and I will check out a girl’s ass any chance I get, I have no clue why,” wrote one. What really captured my attention, though, were the female redditors who also identified as wanton ass-lookers.
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A few top answers (and bonus honesty points to the guy who commented, “I mean, I’m in a wheelchair so I’m pretty much at ass level, more or less lmao”): This conclusion is backed up by a thread on Reddit’s r/askmen where dudes came clean regarding how often their eyes are drawn to a woman’s posterior.
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What this tells us, practically speaking, is that you, friend, almost certainly check out asses, and there’s a good chance that multitudes have checked out your ass, too. In Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, checks out Kevin McCallister’s ass. From day to day, we hold these competitive, burning truths in mind, hoping to find the just and narrow path between them. At the same time, we can’t avoid an awareness that every friend, coworker and stranger has an ass. At this point, most civilized people would agree, in principle, that objectifying others - whether friends, coworkers or strangers on the subway - is uncool.